Hello!  I was talking in #guile and realized that even though guile-next
now includes glorious https support via gnutls, few have tried it or
know how to use it.

It turns out you need a specially packaged version of gnutls!  Or,
specially packaged until `guile-next' becomes just `guile'.

Here's a patch that will give you that package.  You can give it a shot
like so:

  $ guix environment --ad-hoc guile-next gnutls-with-guile-next --pure
  $ guile
  GNU Guile 2.1.5
  Copyright (C) 1995-2016 Free Software Foundation, Inc.

  Guile comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY; for details type `,show w'.
  This program is free software, and you are welcome to redistribute it
  under certain conditions; type `,show c' for details.

  Enter `,help' for help.
  scheme@(guile-user)> (use-modules (web client) (web uri))
  scheme@(guile-user)> (http-get (string->uri "https://fsf.org"))
  $1 = #<<response> a long response here>
  $2 = "the body, also long"

Have fun trying it with https://slashdot.org/ or whatever you feel like.
(Unless that thing is https://gnu.org/, which doesn't work, but
everything else seems to.  Why is that?)

Have fun hacking with https support,
 - Chris