So I've sunk a lot of time into this package but I actually don't need
it anymore. My use-case is gone. Also I don't have a lot of time these
days. It does build and some of the tests pass, but It's untested since
I don't have a use case.

Basically I'm just posting this here so someone else can finish it. I
don't want to touch this anymore. Sorry for only going half way