Here's where I'm currently at with 'wc'. Currently I'm getting an error
about having the wrong number of arguments for lambda (I assume)

;;; /home/efraim/workspace/guix/guix/build/bournish.scm:143:2: warning:
wrong number of arguments to `#<tree-il (lambda () (lambda-case (((lines
words chars) #f #f #f () (lines-24244 words-24245 chars-24246)) (apply
(toplevel format) (const #t) (const "~a ~a ~a ~a~%") (lexical lines
lines-24244) (lexical words words-24245) (lexical chars chars-24246)
(lexical file file-24242)))))>'

It's not ready as-is, but I wanted to show what I had so far :)

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