[Thu Sep 9 2021] *** You have joined channel #chan [06:23] *** Users on #chan: alice @bob tester <***> Buffer Playback... [06:23:29] tester, welcome! [06:23:29] tester, welcome! <***> Playback Complete. *** #chan modes: +nt *** #chan was created on 2021-09-09 06:22:55 alice: Some beast rear'd this; here does not live a man. bob: Upon my knowledge he is, and lousy. alice: Winning will put any man into courage. bob: And found it was his brother, his elder brother. alice: To counsel deaf, but not to flattery. bob: Of Learning, late deceas'd in beggary. alice: And sails upon the bosom of the air. [Thu Sep 9 2021] *** You have joined channel #chan [06:23] *** Users on #chan: @mike joe tester tester, welcome! tester, welcome! joe: On, good Roderigo; I'll deserve your pains. [Thu Sep 9 2021] *** #chan modes: +nt [06:24] *** #chan was created on 2021-09-09 06:22:54 [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: Yes, that thou hast, whether thou art tainted or free. [06:24] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: But every puny whipster gets my sword. [06:24] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: Nothing becomes him ill that he would well. [06:24] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: Thy life's a miracle. Speak yet again. [06:24] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: Truly, Master Holofernes, the epithets are sweetly varied, like a scholar at the least: but, sir, I assure ye, it was a buck of the first head. [06:24] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: Alack! how may I do it, having the hour limited, and an express command, under penalty, to deliver his head in the view of Angelo ? I may make my case as Claudio's to cross this in the smallest. [06:24] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: That he would wed me, or else die my lover. [06:24] joe: As I shall find the time to friend, I will. mike: Sir, I will pronounce your sentence: you shall fast a week with bran and water. [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: And yet here's one in place I cannot pardon. [06:24] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: As I shall find the time to friend, I will. [06:24] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: An you'll come to supper to-night, you may; an you will not, come when you are next prepared for. [06:24] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: And three times thrice is nine. [06:24] joe: Let me wipe it first; it smells of mortality. [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: Some tricks, some quillets, how to cheat the devil. [06:24] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: Farewell, sweet lord, and sister. [06:24] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: What an infinite mock is this, that a man should have the best use of eyes to see the way of blindness! I am sure hanging's the way of winking. [06:24] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: Thank you, good Pompey; and, in requital of your prophecy, hark you: I advise you, let me not find you before me again upon any complaint whatsoever; no, not for dwelling where you do: if I do, Pompey, I shall beat you to your tent, and prove a shrewd C sar to you. In plain dealing, Pompey, I shall have you whipt. So, for this time, Pompey, fare you well. [06:24] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: But seek the weary beds of people sick. [06:25] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: Your hand, Leonato; we will go together. [06:25] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: So virgin-like without ? Lo! here she comes. [06:25] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: No, indeed, sir, not of a pin; you are therein in the right: but to the point. As I say, this Mistress Elbow, being, as I say, with child, and being great-bellied, and longing, as I said, for prunes, and having but two in the dish, as I said, Master Froth here, this very man, having eaten the rest, as I said, and, as I say, paying for them very honestly; for, as you know, Master Froth, I could not give you three-pence again. [06:25] mike: Ay, if a' have no more man's blood in's belly than will sup a flea. [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: Great Dunsinane he strongly fortifies. [06:25] mike: At your sweet pleasure, for the mountain. [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: And three times thrice is nine. [06:25] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: Disbursed by my father in his wars. [06:25] joe: Well, you'll answer this one day. [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: Blushing to be encounter'd with a cloud. [06:25] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: Alack! how may I do it, having the hour limited, and an express command, under penalty, to deliver his head in the view of Angelo ? I may make my case as Claudio's to cross this in the smallest. [06:25] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: Boyet, prepare: I will away to-night. [06:25] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: By her is poison'd; she confesses it. [06:25] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: Sir, I praise the Lord for you, and so may my parishioners; for their sons are well tutored by you, and their daughters profit very greatly under you: you are a good member of the commonwealth. [06:25] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: Let's meet him and receive him. [06:25] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: It is Posthumus' hand; I know 't. Sirrah, if thou wouldst not be a villain, but do me true service, undergo those employments wherein I should have cause to use thee with a serious industry, that is, what villany soe'er I bid thee do, to perform it directly and truly, I would think thee an honest man; thou shouldst neither want my means for thy relief nor my voice for thy preferment. [06:25] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: He hath an uncle here in Messina will be very much glad of it. [06:26] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: Paints itself black, to imitate her brow. [06:26] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: These present wars against the Ottomites. [06:26] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: Thou diedst, a most rare boy, of melancholy. [06:26] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: No, no; we will hold it as a dream till it appear itself: but I will acquaint my daughter withal, that she may be the better prepared for an answer, if peradventure this be true. Go you, and tell her of it. [06:26] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: Perge, good Master Holofernes, perge; so it shall please you to abrogate scurrility. [06:26] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: Nay, if there be no remedy for it, but that you will needs buy and sell men and women like beasts, we shall have all the world drink brown and white bastard. [06:26] mike: Madam, here is a letter from my lord. [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: Marry, sir, by my wife; who, if she had been a woman cardinally given, might have been accused in fornication, adultery, and all uncleanliness there. [06:26] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: Freshly on me: 'tis surely for a name. [06:26] [Thu Sep 9 2021] *** You have joined channel #chan [06:26] *** Users on #chan: joe @mike tester *** #chan modes: +nt *** #chan was created on 2021-09-09 06:22:54 [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: That's the way: for women are light at midnight. [06:26] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: No devil will fright thee then so much as she. [06:26] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: To grace us with your royal company. [06:26] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: Minime, honest master; or rather, master, no. [06:26] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: Sir, your honour cannot come to that yet. [06:26] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: Signior Arm Arm commends you. There's villany abroad: this letter will tell you more. [06:26] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: Faith, sir, we were carousing till the second cock; and drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things. [06:26] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: Doth burn the heart to cinders where it is. [06:27] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: Why should I, mother ? Poor birds they are not set for. [06:27] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: In Normandy, saw I this Longaville. [06:27] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: That's the way: for women are light at midnight. [06:27] [Thu Sep 9 2021] mike: Here, sweet, put up this: 'twill be thine another day. [06:27] [Thu Sep 9 2021] joe: But in them nature's copy's not eterne. [06:27] ERC>