[1] Added an explanatory comment; used nth consistently instead of
    car/cadr/nth to make the logic more obvious.

    (pcase-dolist would make it even more obvious; should I send a
    followup patch or would that be overkill?)

[2] One of the many reasons it took me… gee, more than a month? to post
    this patch, is my (on-and-off, still ongoing) attempt to teach
    debbugs-gnu.el to keep this rationale, since it's been stripped from
    my previous patches[3][4][5].

    It's slow going, mostly because I go back and forth between a
    "conservative" approach (introducing a variable similar to
    debbugs-gnu-patch-subject) and an "impotent rage" approach (« Why
    not just call git am??  I made the patch with format-patch, like
    CONTRIBUTE says; why are we even parsing it?!  Is this our lot?  Did
    we fly too close to the sun and burn our wings?  Must we toil
    endlessly, craft regexp after regexp, until the trumpets blow and
    sweet armageddon delivers us from the cycle of re-search-forward?
    What am I (looking-at)?  Hath (eobp) finally come?  (forward-line) I
    go, forever more, UNTIL THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND "^[*]" CLEANSES MY
    CURSED SOUL »).

[3] https://debbugs.gnu.org/35564#231
    Compare with f8d8d28bc6.

[4] https://debbugs.gnu.org/41810#26 (patch 1)
    Compare with elpa.git 01e7d1fe21.

[5] And then there was bug#39504, although the "root cause" for this one
    was attaching more than one patch to a single message.